I have this weird hobby of writing erotic stories of the Family Guy characters. I believe Seth McFarland really intended the Family Guy franchise to be erotic in nature, he just knew it wouldn't fly in "prime time". Lois is a nymphomaniac, Meg is a closet slut, Chris is a wanna-be porn star with a HUGE cock, Peter is... Peter, Brian is a horn-dog (go figure), Glen Quagmire is... Glen, and there are Lois' "fuck buddies" (Snot, Anthony, Neil and Steve Smith). Put these people together and you have continuous sexual antics on a scale deviant modern art and erotic fiction can barely keep pace with... but I'll try. Commissions open! Email for information!